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Todds Sore Arse Ride
More about the ride report name later.
Talking to scullman(AKA Chris De Berg)and Mick530 at work midweek and said..."what ya reckon, a bit of rain about, hows about a Woky ride" yer says scullman...yer says mick.So post up and get a few takers.Getting loaded up and Mick gets pinged for OT Saturday...hes not happy! So, at the pub and 7 crusties are keen as.Head off to riding area and Harve is already there and asks "can me young bloke (Michael) and me mate Daz and his young bloke Luke tag along".Don't see why not so off we go...up to 10.Decided on a bit of variety so I thought we could do a few loops North of the road.Todd and Scullman ride that area more than me so I got Todd to lead.Very little dust and a few good uphills and interesting downhills heaps of enduro single track a cool breeze and every one was having a ball....Todd's arse is starting to give him gip...20Ks in I'm on my corner counting ..5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12...WTF...don't recognise those jerseys...Harve (who kindly volunteered to sweep)has managed to pick up a couple of stray Kato riders...can we tag along too....yer why not...so now we're 12.After about 40 ks on the North side we head back to the cars...a quick drink a splash of fuel then we remount...a whince from Toddy then were off, me leading Daz sweeping.We keep moving at a good pace less stops with corner men strung out for miles.Fast track, hills, about 20 4wd stuck on hills, single track and were up to 105ks so far ...all hard ks... and all harder on Todds festering freckle...I'm shit out of water but still keen for some more good tracks on the way back to the cars,so we head off again on some good fast track...10 ks from the cars and I'm thinking should we just cruise back on transport section...hell no...that would be too easy on Todds delicate deriere...so we hook into some tight twisty hilly single track to finish off.Back at the cars the 2 blow ins Brett and Dave(who were damn good riders) thank the crusties for their hospitality and head off...no major offs...no flats...everybody rode really well..a few beers ...so what shall we call the ride.Toddy's moaning like a bitch ..so its "Todds sore arse ride".Then it starts ..."why's your arse so sore Toddy".I can't repeat what was said but when I was driving off I did here someone say ..."check out those Cab Sav grapes". WaynoVB  Todd's sore arse day _players |
