CRUSTY QUINNS
NURSE BEC
TECH TIPS
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Trail Report: December 1st 2002
Players: |
Andy, Colin, Dano, Howard, JAW, Mik, Peter, Rob, Tim426 with
special cameo appearences by Richard, Phil and MysteryMark. |
Venue: |
Alkimos and Yanchep |
Rider of the Day: |
Howard - Best on timetrial, sick air on the dune jump and some
generally skillful riding. |
Stack of the Day: |
JAW - Takes a sand dive on Robs Eglington Hill run. |
Breakages & Injuries: |
None |
Report by Rob:
Here's me just posting my usual "darn dirt bikers" message, and thinking about getting
dressed in my clown gear, when theres a knock on the door and 4 stroke revving in the
driveway. Howard is early, and still a bit suss on shutting down the WR250 in case she
wont fire up again. There is no side stand fitted, so it's leant against the brickwork.
"I had a stand come down one time when I landed a jump, and it threw me off - I've always
removed them from my bikes since then." Howard prefers to use a 2 litre cordial bottle
rather than a new fangled camelbak, but asks me how mine works anyhow. A future purchase
or Christmas present hint perhaps?
Plenty of players hanging around the bike load/unload line.
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Custard, the bike haulin' ute, is loaded already so we head off down Marmion.
Theres a guy unloading a CR when we get there and we later catch up with him at the
time trials. I needed a quick check of my latest engine changes just incase I had
to duck home to get the anvil so I warmed up the YZ, nipped up the track and back
with everything OK. Just in time for Andy to arrive with the new widow maker CR500.
The new bike looks mint, sounds mint, and goes mint. Lovely. Andy promises to
behave himself today, and ease into the task of taming the mighty 2 stroke.
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Just hanging about looking at the minty CR500, and Jaw comes screaming past being
followed by Mik. I can see Jaws a bit confused by 'who the hell is that waving". Rob's
new ute not seen before. Andy's new bike. And hasn't met Howard yet. A big skid on the
anvil is called for, and applied nicely. Not long before the camera is out along with the
handshakes.
A few players to meet, there's Colin on a '94 XR250 and his mate Peter on a '94
DR250. "Yeah, we're just looking for some fun. We tried out the go-kart racing
scene, but there is only so many times you can go 'round a circuit..." Dano,
another Quinns resident joins in on his KTM with Tim426. All met on the internet.
Ah, the internet. What a place.
Made the call at about 14:15 to leave the end of the limestone and get going. No
Phil or Richard yet. I led the group out and didnt quite have the kickstarted
retracted properly, and smashed myself on the shins 5 or 6 times. Out thru the
paddocks, and come across some cows first up. Better slow down for that lot. Head
on out to the time trials.
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Where ya going JAW? ...still can't take the
hairpin on the Time Trial, but puts in a good
enough time to beat his arch-rival Mik by 1 second. (A bit too close to
cameraman for my liking.)
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Rank |
Rider |
Lap 1 |
Lap 2 |
Lap 3 |
1 |
Howard |
2:01 |
1:56 |
1:56 |
2 |
MysteryMark |
1:57 |
- |
- |
3 |
JAW |
1:58 |
2:01 |
2:04 |
4 |
Mik |
1:59 |
1:59 |
2:28 |
5 |
Rob |
2:00 |
1:59 |
2:18 |
6 |
Colin |
2:13 |
2:09 |
2:14 |
Time Trial Results.
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Mik shows the 'first timer' CQ riders a lap of the racetrack (its Mik's track
after all), then settles in for some timed action. I like the look of Mik running
sweeper for me, and slot in behind.
He's fast alright, and has no real weakspots around the layout. A pleasure to
ride behind too, because there isnt a massive shower of dust, and the rear
suspension is working heaps better these days. 2 and 1/2 laps into it, and we get a
4WD thru the esse's to finish off with. Mik states he was thinking of pulling a
'4th lap', such is the rivalry of the stopwatch between him and JAW.
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Off to the Alkimos. I went to my own private refuel area and when that was
finished, JAW had already said "Too many 4x4's here, lets head for Yanchep."
Corner marking was good on the inland run to Yanchep. Everybody riding very well
and a good pace is kept. When I do my first corner mark, it looks like a dead set
'dust storm' coming along the horizon. For those on their first trip with the group
up to Yanchep, the traditional drag race is held on the limestone just past
Pipidinny when we come out of the bush. With many of the players not knowing what
it was all about, they lined up properly but missed the start. This is the usual
gauge of how fast a new model bike is compared to the rest. Now you know :)
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Heading for the Yanchep tanks, too many 4x4s
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Tank stop.
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A bit of a windy greeting for us at the water towers. Bloody windy in fact.
Digging in the rear wheels was a tad difficult on the harder surface (hey Dano),
but all managed eventually. Good to see a few bags of glucose came out of the back
packs. Tim shows off the weld work to the crack he put in the radiator last time
out with us. A bit of banter amongst the crusty gents, and a few yarns and ciggys
and we were away as soon as the horse ladies (you know what I mean) moved on.
Coastal route with a part of Wolfies Agility Test run back to Alkimos follows.
The pack is still fairly well held together, corner marking and the leader stopping
at forks for a headcount ensures everyone is accounted for. The system is working
well
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Back at the Alkimos you can see the look of glee on Mik's face with the 4x4s
gone leaving the Alkimos Dune Jump free for the picking. He loves it and gives it
everything the little two fiddy's got. No footers and all. Colin decides a bit of
wheelie practice is in order while all this is going on.
Howard is pulling some good air off the dune jump also. In fact between that,
getting the best time on the time trial and all day riding silky and smooth, he
picks up Rider of the Day.
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Howard sick air.
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Out of the blue Richard rocks up on the CR500 widow maker. Richard loves his jumps
(thats what he rides motocross for he reckons) and soon puts on a good show too. Dano and
JAW both also get a bit of air time, but the other players give it a miss - this time.
But for the participants, boy did we need a video camera to grab some footage for the
currently in production "Crusty Quinns 2" video. Anyone in a 4x4 who wants to volunteer
as a cameraman/woman, feel free...
Dano...
...Mik
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Richard...
...JAW.
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There is some handy 'no footer' action going on, and a few 4*4 onlookers
gathered, and Dano must know a few of them. The 'expression session' is bought to
an end, and we head for the trails.
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Some spectators gathered.
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We stopped at our own private billabong area near the infamous carpet jumps and have a
bit of a 'blokey anger management session/discussion/laff'. A sip from the camelbaks and
a rest, then the guys have heard of a fellow trooper down in combat somewhere along the
trails riding a KTM. A few searches are made around the tracks but nothing turns up. We
decide to head back to the utes and see if Phils ute is there to begin with.
After a bit of a leading astray from the right track out of the beach area by me, we
get onto the correct exit for the Eglington Hill run, and bugger me its Phil coming
towards us. Hes got that look in his eye like hes had a big off. Says he went round a 4*4
on the beach and got some air on the tide jumps, but the front dug in and over the bars.
OUCH. The big 380 stroker was heading out on the tide if the 4WDers didnt stop to help.
Took a while to get her started again as he had to wait for a plug socket from a quad
bike rider. He borrowed goggles from the quad people as his has gone out to sea. When he
took his helmet off at the ute area, he still actually had sand on his scalp, and
complained of a feeling of broken ribs. I had 6 messages on the mobile when I got back. 2
were from 4WD people saying Phil was with them and OK. Nice work! I rang them back and
said my thanks for helping out. But Phil, mate, don't go out alone...
JAW laughs it up when Tim426 ungracefully dismounts, but Tim426 has the last
laugh...
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Although Phil had stacked it hard, he wasn't with the gang at the time and
Tim426 had already nominated JAW as Stack of the Day. Just desserts too, JAW
had poked fun and taken a picture of an earlier dismount by Tim426 only to come off
harder himself. While following the dust cloud down the Eglington Hill Run and
being pursued by Richard The Overtaker, JAW attempts to hold a line and succumbs to
the very object fixation he talks about. Crash! Some grazing and bruising, but
mostly to his pride as Tim426 saw every moment of it ;)
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Back at the ute area after the riding was done, the guys start talking about 'the next
one'. There is smiles all round. Those helmet removed smiles with the 'dirty Sanchez'
dusty look are on everyones faces. It has been a good pace all day, and help was there
for the fallen when needed. A bloody good meet, and a bloody good collection of blokes
and bikes all assembled for the same thing. Great stuff, and looking forward to the next
gathering.
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