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05/Jul/23 8:16 pm     #17285  
165 rides: Supreme Leader
 
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I'm in
05/Jul/23 7:37 pm     #17284  
125 rides: Flat Lander
 
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North Dandalup Ride this saturday,,Capped at 10 riders,,single track and hillclimbs,,about 90ks,,park at the back of the Servo,,stands up at 8,30
03/Jul/23 4:11 am     #17283  
79 rides: 👴 Legend
 
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Nice video Pounce
Jack definitely one of the best ride reports

This post was edited on: 03/Jul/23 4:14 am
02/Jul/23 5:42 pm     #17282  
255 rides: ...more like bounce
 
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Some snippets, watch in 1440 for better resolution

02/Jul/23 3:25 pm     #17281  
125 rides: Flat Lander
 
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Thanks Hooters and the boys,,,well done Jack,,good laugh,,thanks Inver for whipping up the hot beef n coleslaw rolls,,washed down with a few beers,,great day 👌👍
02/Jul/23 12:11 pm     #17280  
339 rides: Half-man Half-Crusty
 
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Thanks for the ride yesterday guys
Well done to Jack for the report and his 100th ride 👍
02/Jul/23 9:47 am     #17279  
255 rides: ...more like bounce
 
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Report & pics done
02/Jul/23 7:55 am     #17278  
139 rides: Event Coordinator
 
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Pics on fb yes the report is awesome Jak thanks for talking me up 🤣🤣
01/Jul/23 8:21 pm     #17277  
165 rides: Supreme Leader
 
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Bugger sounds like I missed a good one, but Report of the year has to go to Jack, funny as.

This post was edited on: 02/Jul/23 7:42 am
01/Jul/23 7:34 pm     #17276  
104 rides: Jack of all bikes
 
Jack's Avatar
Captain Fat Pants Adventures
Riders: Hooters, Tommy, Pounce, Inver, Kato Todd, Jack, Doza and others,

Julimar forest hosted another star-studded event after the successful debut of “MickKal and the Nitro Circus”. This time it was “Captain Fat Pants Adventures”.

This was a semi-private event for Captain Fat Pants loyal TikTok subscribers and a few privileged CQ’s, who were lucky enough to snap up available spots rarer than Taylor Swift concert tickets. Some travelled a far from regional towns to be first to ride Captain Fat Pants debut single track. Pre-show entertainment was provided by various contributors around the camp fire at near freezing temperatures. Bert showcasing his home made dirtbike hand warmers made from modified Ugg boots that only a kiwi would be proud of.

Captain Fat Pants arrived fashionable late like every Rock Star does, sporting unique one-piece signature bib pants available shortly on the CQ’s merch store. With pre-show preparations taking longer than expected one Yamaha was finally pronounced Dead on Arrival, so Captain Fat Pants took to the stage and worked us up into a frothing frenzy of what was about to come our way.

He did not disappoint, the single track was damn nice, he blended creek runs, sandy trails, Jurassic Park scenery and deep gully’s into a mash up of single track utopia. At one stage he had to calm down his TikTok fan club and remind them of trail etiquette to not ride on each other’s tails and keep ending up in a tangled pile up at the bottom of a gully.

At half time Captain Fat Pants retired to the back of the stage for a well earned rest and let the legend of CQ’s aka “Tommy” entertain us further with flowing twin tracks, bike swallowing puddles and cumulating his set at the base of Hero Hill.

Here Captain Fat Pants came back on stage with angle dust residue still in his nostrils, to show us who the boss is and be first to conquer Hero Hill. Other optional chicken tracks presented themselves for the rest of us punters and we played around, photographed failed attempts of greatness, and ravel in the presence of Captain Fat Pants and his quick wit.

All good shows must come to an end, so Captain Fat Pants paid tribute to his childhood idol “Barry Manilow” and in a choreographed procession we meandered our way back to the cars.

Back at the cars invites were handed out to the after party at the Bullsbrook tavern with promises of pints, parmies and banter.

This post was edited on: 01/Jul/23 7:36 pm
01/Jul/23 6:42 pm     #17275  
79 rides: 👴 Legend
 
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Top ride today cheers to everyone that came condition were spot on thanks to Hotters for calling and leading Tomy for sweeping
Cheers Inver
01/Jul/23 6:04 pm     #17274  
139 rides: Event Coordinator
 
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Awww sorry I see you already there 👍👍👍
01/Jul/23 5:58 pm     #17273  
139 rides: Event Coordinator
 
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Yes great ride give me your fb name and I’ll invite you to our page
01/Jul/23 5:16 pm     #17272  
2 rides: Player
 
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Awesome ride today, hero hill will need to be conquered another day, cheers to Hooters for leading and Tommy for sweeping
01/Jul/23 5:50 am     #17270  
139 rides: Event Coordinator
 
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The only time you’ve got too much fuel is when you’re on fire. I run 42 ( hitchhikers guide to the galaxy answer for life)
30/Jun/23 4:23 pm     #17269  
3 rides: Player
 
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Hi Mr Hooters how much fuel will i need and what tyre pressure should i run
29/Jun/23 7:53 am     #17268  
139 rides: Event Coordinator
 
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Fuck no! That’s rumours for ya 🤣🤣
29/Jun/23 5:29 am     #17267  
79 rides: 👴 Legend
 
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Hotters I hear a Rumour that your going to get there early and light a fire to keep us warm.
28/Jun/23 6:19 pm     #17266  
139 rides: Event Coordinator
 
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I’ve closed ride on FB message me if ya wanna come
28/Jun/23 3:27 pm     #17265  
139 rides: Event Coordinator
 
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If you want to join us on FB come on a ride 👍👍
28/Jun/23 12:52 pm     #17264  
79 rides: 👴 Legend
 
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See u there Hooters
28/Jun/23 1:58 am     #17263  
0 rides: Visitor
 
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What's required to get invited into the Facebook group?
Me: Phillip McGree
https://www.facebook.com/phillip.mcgree

This post was edited on: 28/Jun/23 2:02 am
27/Jun/23 8:11 pm     #17262  
104 rides: Jack of all bikes
 
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See you in Julimar Hooters
27/Jun/23 5:41 pm     #17261  
139 rides: Event Coordinator
 
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I’m calling Julimar ride for Saturday 8am boots on 8:30capped at 8 as I’ve got some crew as well check fb for details
27/Jun/23 1:59 pm     #17260  
139 rides: Event Coordinator
 
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Hey someone whose name rhymes with mickal was spotted jumping over 3ft logs down south……😳😳😳😳
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